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“PILLOW TALK AT THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY” mentioning the U.S. Dept. of Energy was published in the House of Representatives section on pages H8103 on Sept. 13, 1999.
The publication is reproduced in full below:
PILLOW TALK AT THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
(Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)
Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, after all the buying and spying, the Department of Energy has announced their new security policy. All scientists must now report any and all romantic affairs that they have with foreigners.
Now if that is not enough to centerfold our Playboys, check this out. There is one exception, and I am not kidding: one night stands are still permitted.
Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. The next time, Congress, we see an ad for a temporary, overnight, meaningful relationship, be careful. It may be from a real rocket launcher at the Department of Energy.
Launch this.
I yield back all the pillow talk at the Department of Energy.
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